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theknittingpirate:misterdeputycanada
Diamond Ladle?
Or Wooden Peace Pipe?
The Unraveling Police Officer?
Your Two Parents
crustacean dog
the skinny well-behaved.
kan’t see shit.
(Source: thatwasnotveryravenofyou)
(Source: thedorseyshawexperience, via gwhizantor)
Curly hair kind of day!
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!
I criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied
I almost threw up I was laughing so hard. homfg!
I feel like she just woke up one day and was like “I bet I can get a room full of people to watch me dance in butter, and those fucks will call it art”
Oh man, she hung in there for a hit minute at the beginning! I kept having flashbacks of my first skating rink birthday party, then all I could think about was how she’d be fired instantly if she was hired on as Paul Bunyan’s griddle butterer.
Pizza Rolls on Pizza Bagel bites On Personal Pizzas on a Pizza.
Best looking salad I’ve ever seen.
BEST LOOKING SALAD I’VE EVER SEEN
amurrica
land of the freezza.
(Source: iamalfff)
-Ashley Judd
I have such a lady boner for Ashley Judd right now.
It goes against nature.
Then I hope that person enjoys a life of no air conditioning, processed food, the internet, synthetic fabric, or electricity.
^^^^^^^^^^^^
We could always just eat the babies when we don’t feel like we can raise them like rodents do.
(via juicyjacqulyn)
I dropped my ice cream at the movies when I was 19 and did this….. luckily they believed me at the counter and gave me a new one lol
This happened to me with a $50 bottle of merlot. Ruined my shoes, too.
(Source: yamaproudhon)
Aaawwwe! He’s helping the turtle back in the water!! :)
I’ll help you buddy! XD
:) cowabunga says it all.
i have a weird feeling the turtle may be annoyed.
“Gonna get my seal scouts badge for helping the elderly!” “What do you want? I’m trying to take a nap. Wait…stop pushing me, what are you doing? I’m not even old, I’m only 40! I’M AFRAID OF THE WATER AAAAHHHHHH!”
(Source: pick-it-up-and-smell-it)
I kind of liked it when they mixed, it was like they combined energy and went into hyper speed.
(Source: niknak79, via juicyjacqulyn)