Klearly

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flamingokitty22:

mysevenkids:

theknittingpirate:

brasspistol:

misterdeputycanada

Diamond Ladle?

Or Wooden Peace Pipe?

The Unraveling Police Officer?

Your Two Parents

crustacean dog

the skinny well-behaved.

kan’t see shit.

(Source: thatwasnotveryravenofyou)

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(Source: thedorseyshawexperience, via gwhizantor)

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Curly hair kind of day!

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juicyjacqulyn:

misformazing:

fatbrat:

catfingers:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!

I criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied

I almost threw up I was laughing so hard. homfg!

I feel like she just woke up one day and was like “I bet I can get a room full of people to watch me dance in butter, and those fucks will call it art”

Oh man, she hung in there for a hit minute at the beginning! I kept having flashbacks of my first skating rink birthday party, then all I could think about was how she’d be fired instantly if she was hired on as Paul Bunyan’s griddle butterer.

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timisontheinternet:

extremely-clever:

Pizza Rolls on Pizza Bagel bites On Personal Pizzas on a Pizza.

Best looking salad I’ve ever seen.

BEST LOOKING SALAD I’VE EVER SEEN

amurrica

land of the freezza.

(Source: iamalfff)

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"Patriarchy is not men. Patriarchy is a system in which both women and men participate. It privileges, inter alia, the interests of boys and men over the bodily integrity, autonomy, and dignity of girls and women. It is subtle, insidious, and never more dangerous than when women passionately deny that they themselves are engaging in it. This abnormal obsession with women’s faces and bodies has become so normal that we (I include myself at times—I absolutely fall for it still) have internalized patriarchy almost seamlessly. We are unable at times to identify ourselves as our own denigrating abusers, or as abusing other girls and women."

-Ashley Judd

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/04/09/ashley-judd-slaps-media-in-the-face-for-speculation-over-her-puffy-appearance.html

I have such a lady boner for Ashley Judd right now.

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stfuprolife:

cynical-douche:

abortionis:

It goes against nature.

Then I hope that person enjoys a life of no air conditioning, processed food, the internet, synthetic fabric, or electricity.

^^^^^^^^^^^^

We could always just eat the babies when we don’t feel like we can raise them like rodents do.

(via juicyjacqulyn)

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juicyjacqulyn:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

I dropped my ice cream at the movies when I was 19 and did this….. luckily they believed me at the counter and gave me a new one lol

This happened to me with a $50 bottle of merlot. Ruined my shoes, too.

(Source: yamaproudhon)

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gwhizantor:

theamericandream1:

lyricalblueswing:

wtfsofunny:

Aaawwwe! He’s helping the turtle back in the water!! :)

I’ll help you buddy! XD

:) cowabunga says it all.

i have a weird feeling the turtle may be annoyed.

“Gonna get my seal scouts badge for helping the elderly!” “What do you want? I’m trying to take a nap. Wait…stop pushing me, what are you doing? I’m not even old, I’m only 40! I’M AFRAID OF THE WATER AAAAHHHHHH!”

(Source: pick-it-up-and-smell-it)

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I kind of liked it when they mixed, it was like they combined energy and went into hyper speed.

(Source: niknak79, via juicyjacqulyn)